Ugly baby

There was a middle aged couple, who had two stunningly

beautiful teenaged blonde daughters. They decided to try

one last time for the son they always wanted. After months

of trying the wife became pregnant and sure enough, nine

months later delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father

rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He took one look

and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever

seen. He went to his wife and said that there was no way

that he could be the father of that child. "Look at the two

beautiful daughters I fathered. then he gave her a stern look

and asked, "Have you been fooling around on me?" The wife just

smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time."